The Hash Slinging Slasher

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Sep 16, 2021
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The Hash Slinging Slasher

The Hash Slinging Slasher
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There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher. First, the lights will flicker on and off. Next, the phone will ring and there will be nobody there. And finally, the Hash- Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over. Then he exits the bus and crosses the street without looking both ways because he's already dead! Then he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand. He opens the door. He slowly approaches the counter ...and you know what he does next? He gets ya!

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